and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
and clearly why he couldn’t get into hufflepuff. Couldn’t find the pile of letters
But it also makes me wonder how the fuck he’s such a brilliant seeker if he can’t fucking catch an envelope.
Javert: yes hello my fellow students I am here for the rebelling against the government
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
I Don’t Give a Shit About You or Your Life and Mostly I Just Want to Keep Eating Your Food and Drinking Your Booze but I Swear I’m a Really Nice Guy: The Nick Carraway Story